Disclaimer

Please read the legal and not-so-legal stuff below to understand a bit more of what you can and cannot do with the contents of this website.

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As the world is always moving on and never stand still, some of the content which you might find can be outdated. Please keep this in mind, especially when you read older items.. the information my not be right for you anymore.

The content found on this website is the opinion of its writers and is not intended to malign any religion, ethnic group, club, organization, company, or individual. The views of the writers are their own, and do not in any way reflect the views of other sites affiliated with this site. Furthermore, they do not necessarily reflect the views of the the people who live in the author’s neighborhood, city, province, state, country, continent, hemisphere, planet, star system, galaxy, or universe of origin. Please also note that the fact the pieces either written in English or in Dutch are in no way meant to malign other languages or linguistic entities, nor to malign those who are illiterate or visually impaired and thus are unable to read the piece. Furthermore, the individual letters, words, and punctuation marks involved had no option but to be placed into the story, and should not be held accountable for the writer’s statment. Any spelling or grammatical errors are not the responsibility of the the schools the author attended, the teachers the author was taught by, the regional governments who did or did not fund the author’s educational system, or anyone else involved in the author’s education. In point of fact, the authors take full responsibility for their actions and opinions and does not hold their parents, siblings, other relations, friends, neighbors, acquaintances, people in any proximity, or that strange guy they talked to three weeks ago responsible for anything in the work found on this site, or for anything else the authors may or may not have done. The authors freely admit that their views may not be the same as those of their religious groups, ethnic groups, neighborhood watch program, bowling league or other clubs, the content is, however, never meant to do any harm. Everything you repeat and say that has been previously said on this website may be an infringement of copyright law, and may be used against you.

Any view or opinion represented in the comments are personal and are accredited to the respective commentors/visitors to this website. The site owners reserves the right to moderate comment suitability in support of respecting racial, religious and political sensitivities, and in order to protect the rights of each commentor where available. Everything the commentor says in explicity or expressed in defamatory statements is bound to sedition laws from the commentor’s country of origin, and may or may not be used against the said commentor.

We cannot be held responsible for the content on external sites to which our links may link to. Neither can we be held responsible for the content on externals sites who link towards us.

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No animals were harmed during the making of this site, though several swearing was done during the time we spend on making this website. The characters on this website are not fictitious, they’re really us! Any similarities between us and other persons living, dead, or undead, is purely non-intentional and a heck of a coincedence.

Since this website is build on opinions, personal views and adventures, you will not be able to be hold us resposible in any way possible. If you find, however, anything inproperiate in anyway possible, please let us know through our contact page and we may, or may not, change the contents of our website as we have no intentions to harm any individual or group.

We really hope you’ll enjoy this website as it is fortified with vitamins and minerals, and it should be part of your complete daily breakfast. It tastes great and stays crunchy in milk.

If you are still not confident with this disclaimer, please read the disclaimer’s disclaimer for some legal and more not-so-legal information.